{ahem, disclaimer, this may be more information that you want about me, so avert your eyes if you don't want to hear about girlie parts}
... as I was saying, have you ever tried to change a pad while avoiding stepping in liquid cat shit and keeping a crap covered kitten from scaling your leg and sitting in your underpants, exactly where aforementioned pad should be positioned? No? Really? You are missing out. It should be an olympic sport. Or at least videotaped for some bloopers show. except you'd have to blur most of the screen where my gigantic naked ass would be.
So you can tell I'm in rare form tonight. I won't even comment on the election. I am afraid to turn on the TV and see what's going on. Instead I will leave you with two pictures. One of a very brave (but stupid) man and one of the joy that is halloween....
seriously, would you let this sit on your shoulder?
This is how C&Z went trick or treating. in the living room. with the candy for the neighborhood kids. Yeah, we're real popular these days...
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