Two at a time I want....

Here is the post you have all been waiting for. I was waiting for H to send me the pics, but alas, the world of slimfast and sprint phones is more important than someone's unborn children. We can discuss this topic later.

Before I tell you what they are, I will fill you in on some of the incorrect guesses. They are not:

alien lizard people
creatures from George Lucas' strange little mind
wool bearing llamas coveted by knitters
eunics
triplets
or semi-aquatic mammals (which is a weird dream I had last night and will require it's own post)

If you didn't figure it out yet, I suggest you go back into the deep recesses of your brain to pi kapp bar night or some similar college debauchery and start hummin' yourself some Beastie Boys. While you're at it, you can fear for my children since this is all I've had running through my head since last night.